Zoo-Logical Garden of Eden

Have you seen the lions at the zoo? you can tell which ones are wild and which ones have been caught long. all the fire in the eyes have been washed after mnths enclosed by a moat and being fed shreds of meat by a stranger less known. as time wears upon them, they tire down in their lil corners and nurse the wounds of time. a man sitting in a 3 by 3 cell with no windows and a bucket to shit in would feel the same way. he practically dies of and then starts the next devil bitting of his nails and chewing off his toes. being alone pretty much feels the same way too. being single after a LONG while is beginning to take its toll. being single was never in the agenda and im quite lost now. i need guidance. haha interestingly enough the olympics has ended and im back to boredom. i miss the fuckin olympics!! thank God im starting work otherwise life wd be insanity stuck in a cell. i think thai boxing shd be included as one of the 203 sports featured in the games. wd be interesting to see some serious beating, and not watch the lazy boxers run ard the ring to avoid gettin hit, instead of going at each other like bulls. i juz realised tht im a counter-fighter, and i double up as an elusive-fighter as well. maybe thtz why i prefer retaliation to mindlessly going for the kill. but i always thought i was the tricky fighter though. hmm. deceptions played out even in the assessment...

Women, the equivalent of Deception.

real women are hard to come by these days. why do i make sucha claim? cuz women these days only fit the physical descriptions. inside, they're cold as men are. or even worse. gone were the days where true women were demure and elegant, yet spoke of confidence and walked with grace. 'women' these days take the form of men in its ugliest form. eternity speaks of truth ad time has taken a very harsh toll on mankind. its like the general characteristics of each have changed places. what happened to the phrase,"ladies and gentlemen"? have men really become gentle and women taken to the opposites?

i want a woman whu exudes confidence and grace in her stance. someone whu can proficiently carry a mature conversation without having to slam the fone down a million times. someone whu isnt too much into make-up, or being over obsessed bout being 'glamour' and all. the essential of each is fine, but over doing it seems to turn me off. someone whu doesnt rebel to the bones and gives in when required. i hate those naturally hard-headed women whu fucking cannot lose their pride, ego or face at any cost. if women began behaving this way, then wars would be next best thing in our daily routines.

and certainly not the kind whu have developed a neck for fighting, literally. everytime i pick up the fone in eager, the loudhailer on the other side cant seem to stop. i want someone pure, lady-like and easy to be with. not hard numbskulls whu wd never fuckin give in. being cute and lovable definetly has a bonus point. such people are just easy to be with, and i certainly don wanna end up with a women whu makes me feel inferior! im a bloody simple person so i dont wanna date a top model or anth! and i FUCKIN HATE women whu dig bikes, or bikers alike. i want a woman whu loves you for wat u have and not what she wd like a guy to have!

if u ask me which part of a woman's body turns me on the most id say her mind, for thatz where all the erm 'nice' thoughts are being conjured. haha. so intellectual women definetly turn me on. education isnt everything, but if ure shrewd enough to keep yaself ahead of everybody else and still make the millions then why wont u be welcomed ma dear?and i have smth for women whu are fit and in sexy shape, esp those with long slender legs. wat can u expect from someone whu eats, sleeps and breathes fitness!!

Fun-nee to see...

Ma darling has done it again...Allyson Felix has trumphed past her debacle in the 200m to giver her team the upper hand in the 4x400m finals, thus giving them the gold in an event tht nearly saw the beautiful russsians cause an upset. oh tht stunningly beautiful women stretched past shericka williams of jamaica and mesmerized me with her oozing appeal of confidence, let alone make the men ard the world fall to their knees.

But wat a pity the fastest team women cd boast crashed out of the qualifying round. damn wat a fuckin waste. practically four of the fastest women in the planet made up the team and yet a botched baton passing saw them seeing red instead of gold.

Kings of track...

3 golds, 3 records. a near clean sweep of the sprint events for Jamaica. Magic has cast its spell and the american stranglehold has been checked. Too bad the fastest women's team in the world cdnt keep the Jamaican flag flyin high. A pity that wd have been deeply felt, but in a way enabled the photographers to chase the gorgeous russians 'behinds' after they clinched the gold.

And training begins...

Im in a loss for words.

Like watever happened to the americans?? and wat the fuck have the jamaicans been eating?? Usain "The King" Bolt as done it again, this time demolishing the 200m field in a new world record. fucking 2 sprint golds, fuckin 2 world record, and a fuckin sprint champion. like wat does he fucking eat? he doesnt tie his laces, yet he slows down to the finish line to see his competitors far off.

And then u have the other fellow green-and-yellow team mates of his whu seem to have the neck of winning as well, and have completely demolished the american stranglehold. everytime during a medal ceremony, i see mostly bright yellows over the traditional white-and-blue. and with the remaining relay events to come, and with the suprise exclusion of the american relay teams, i think i will be abale to sing the jamaican anthem by end of the olympics

The american sprints coach ought to take back his words, when he told the media "that this was prolly the strongest squad being sent." strong it is, but it aint enough up match the mighty jamaicans, whose rise to power has definetly made many question marks. Gay, reigning world champ not only crashed out of the 100m, but screwed his team's chances in the relay by dropping the baton. and the women followed suit wit such synchronisation. talk bout being 'UNITED states of America...

More pics comin up....ladies please don be unfazed by the latest happenings. i AM still alive and kicking...life wil head back to normal...*Muacks*

WATCH and learn

and there u have it folks, pictures speak of a milestone. he came, he flew, and he conquered the day WITH HIS LACES UNTIED! damn like wat the fuck is he made off??

All-Limp-Pigs

for all the fools whu have been missing out on the sporting scene, this happy-go-lucky chap practically jogged past the world's elite to grab prolly the most prized gold in the track and field industry, thus re-writing his own world record.

basically, for all the fools out there whu dont know shits bout wat im tokin, Usain bolt, the world's fastest man, won the century sprint in a time that no man ever dreamt bout. like wtf, he slowed to nearly a jog at the last fuckin 8metres or so and still smashed the record. imagine wat he wd have clocked if he had gone all the way?!!

a man from another planet, he showed no fear at all. all his antics and display of clown-li-ness made me wonder wat kinda magic he had conjured. if i cd get ma hands on the video of tht race id post it up here. i juz cdnt beleive ma eyes at the feat he carried out.

less said, he's stil world champ. and he's gonna be ma idol.

Contempt. Conceal. Concave

its been long since i pen-ed down ma thoughts and happenings. but pretty much nothing is goin right for me. im in a fucked up pool of sorrows and miseries and mishaps. my gf left me cuz i have a facebook account and i didnt tell her. talk bout being mindless! ma frends are busy now and no one has ever the time to even tink bout me. its like being born in this life has no reason to it at all. IM FUCKIN SINGLE! READ MA LIPS BITCHES!!

to all the fuckin pussies whu conspired against me, you've won and im stranded alone now. but karma is a motherfuckin bitch and i MAKE SURE IT BITES BACK, HARD!!

im clueless as to what God wants of me in this life. maybe its eternal destruction he has put into wat is caled Fate. i see evil dwellings chasing me ard in ma dreams. i see fairies slaughtered to death and blood is the colour of money. in all i see death beckoning. continous crys have only served to fill the drylands. bu they never reached any ears...

well, im sitting and sipping ma bloodymary now. smokin aint an option now so im biting down chocolates. and im preparing ma application forms. forms that will seperate the pussyfaces from the real women. Ive alreadi got ma wife, but the posts of 'girlfren' and erm 'mistress' are still vacant. so potential candidates, feel free to test ya wrath against ma will! Chiaoz...